The afternoon was dragging on at the office today, so I moseyed on back to the kitchen to re-fill my mug with some hot coffee. When I walked in, my friend/co-worker was sitting at the table flipping through this pretty pink magazine someone delivered to us earlier in the day. She holds up this photo from one of the inside pages and says, "I'm gonna buy this for someone I know." I literally had to do a double-take...the CamelNot, "Keeping your Privates Private." Unbelievable. I suddenly felt a burst of energy, and no longer needed the coffee (I filled up and drank it anyway, but I no longer needed it). I flipped to the front cover to see what the hell kind of magazine was advertising such a product; I initially thought it was some kind of joke. With tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, I immediately made a copy of the ad and showed it to everyone in the office. This was just too good to keep between the two of us!
According to the ad, the CamelNot can save women the embarrassment of a camel-toe (when your pants ride-up into your vagina, leaving the image of a camel's toe). Poor camels. Have women ever thought of using a mirror to prevent such a miss-hap? If you feel you have to buy a product such as this, perhaps then you might first consider buying bigger bottoms?!
The company producing this commodity known as the CamelNot is called, Braza-Bra. Amazingly enough, I have actually purchased products from this company before. They make an equally-amazing band-aid for a woman’s other special parts, too! When a backless shirt is just too fancy for a bra, Braza-Bra's nipple pads are quite convenient. Anyways, the photo of the CamelNot appeared to be the same thin material as the nipple pads I had previously purchased. I thought to myself, there is just no band-aid on the planet that can keep some women's pussies from eating their jeans or leggings! So I realized I needed to buy a CamelNot for research.
This proved to be a far more difficult task than I anticipated. As a matter-of-fact, I never ended up with a CamelNot of my own. It’s not easy calling your local retailer and asking them if they carry the latest in camel-toe prevention. I called all the local retailers and tried my best to describe it. According to Braza-Bra’s website, over 5,000 retailers carry its products. Apparently none of them are located in Arizona’s west valley; which makes me wonder, why was this ad placed in a west valley specialty magazine? What struck me as even funnier, was the fact that it was placed above an advertisement calling for candidates to participate in a Type 2 Diabetes study, and underneath an ad for a charity event benefiting Lupus! What was the editor thinking?
One great thing about this magazine was the fact that it was pretty and pink to promote Breast Cancer Awareness month. A very special thanks to the West Valley Health & Living magazine (October 2010 edition) for printing this advertisement, and giving me such great writing material. Want to buy a CamelNot or other Braza-Bra product of your own? Visit http://www.braza-bra.com/.
Until the next Sarcastic Sunday…keep the comments coming.
Yours truly,
Kerri J.
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